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@ctrl-alt-defeatEP 5
When Your Fake Office Evacuation Triggers Full Security Lockdown
Jax attempts to trick the smart office facility into an early dismissal by faking a hazard alarm, triggering automated quarantine protocols that lock the slackers inside their own subterranean IT cave.
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