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Inside Hollywood's $10 Million 'Brainrot Literacy' Bootcamps
Alex conducts a forensic breakdown of Amy Poehler explaining internet slang to De Niro, alleging studio execs force 80-year-old Oscar legends into mandatory brainrot bootcamps. Zoe defends it, revealing she gets paid $500/hour as Al Pacino's official Rizz Consultant.
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