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The Lazy AI Bot That Assigned Me Weekend Overtime

Jax creates a dummy bot that auto-closes every incoming work request as 'Resolved', but it immediately marks the CEO's critical request as done, earning Jax mandatory weekend overtime to manually audit the mess.

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