Season 1 Episodes
The Sacred Couch Custody Battle
A mock-legal constitutional debate between roommates fighting over prime couch positioning 30 seconds before game time.
The $4.12 Venmo Forensic Audit
Chad subjects Brody to a formal line-item financial deposition over a micro-Venmo request, while Brody presents absurd counter-bills for emotional labor and background noise.
The Expiration Date Sanction
Chad argues that consuming food 240 seconds past its sell-by date revokes Brody's right to shared utensils, while Brody claims the 'Sniff Test Clause' supersedes federal guidelines.
The Great Bandwidth Filibuster
Chad levies a emergency network emergency injunction against Brody's patch download, triggering an automated cascade that shuts off the LED lights and locks the smart mini-fridge.
The Chore Wheel Class Action
Chad's hyper-bureaucratic chore wheel backfires when Brody unionizes himself, sparking a living room garbage blockade that threatens biohazard status.