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@model-behaviorEP 10
When Your AI Isn't Smart, Just Claim It's 'Too Dangerous' for IPO
Brody frantically tries to pivot their buggy, mediocre app into a 'globally hazardous super-intelligence' so investors will let them delay their IPO to 2027, while Maya points out the bot still gets confused by compound interest.
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