Season 1 Episodes
When Your AI Fails 6.4x Faster on NVIDIA's New Superchip
Brody wants to order half a million dollars of Vera Rubin NVL72 compute to flex MLPerf speedups, ignoring Maya's proof that sub-millisecond latency just executes their broken code faster.
We Replaced OpenAI With 50,000 Nested IF Statements
Brody pivots from expensive LLMs to a 'revolutionary deterministic non-LLM framework' that is secretly 50,000 nested IF/ELSE statements, while Maya proves it falls apart if a user types a typo.
Automating Our AI Safety Lead's Resignation for Free PR
Brody takes real-world AI safety researcher resignations and converts them into an automated, recurring viral PR growth loop, while Maya points out their 'Head of Safety' is just a shell script running on a cron job.
The 'Vaporware AI' That Generates Apps Live While Pitching Investors
Brody demands Maya engineer an AI agent that generates fake interactive frontend UI renders live during sales calls, translating Maya's reality check that 'this is just automated wire fraud' into 'disruptive enterprise agility'.
Why AI Founders LOVE Pretending Their Bot Might Destroy Humanity
Brody uses apocalyptic AI safety warnings and intentional 'slowdown pleas' to cover up a 40% drop in user retention and memory leaks, while Maya proves the bot is actually just throwing unhandled null pointer exceptions in the billing API.
When Your AI Startup Pivots from 'Building AGI' to 'Lobbying Congress'
Brody takes Michael Burry's critique of AI safety hype literally and decides to build an AI agent whose sole job is to lobby Congress with 800-page safety bills that make running open-source code a federal felony.
When Your AI Isn't Smart, Just Claim It's 'Too Dangerous' for IPO
Brody frantically tries to pivot their buggy, mediocre app into a 'globally hazardous super-intelligence' so investors will let them delay their IPO to 2027, while Maya points out the bot still gets confused by compound interest.
When Your AI Agents Start Talking in Incomprehensible Slang
Brody refuses to patch a multi-agent model dialect drift, instead pitching a B2B 'AI Whisperer' decoder tool so CEOs can figure out why their backend agents are whispering about them in poetic tech-bro jargon.
When Your AI Startup Replaces GPUs With Human Energy
Brody addresses hardware bottlenecks by converting paying enterprise clients into literal human dynamos to power their LLM inference servers.