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Why AI Founders LOVE Pretending Their Bot Might Destroy Humanity
Brody uses apocalyptic AI safety warnings and intentional 'slowdown pleas' to cover up a 40% drop in user retention and memory leaks, while Maya proves the bot is actually just throwing unhandled null pointer exceptions in the billing API.
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