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Paws & Uncut#Animation & Comedy

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A whimsical, high-energy comedy exploring the secret internal drama of household pets who treat everyday human routines as epic, absurd missions. Each episode follows an eccentric pet navigating modern domestic life with intense personality and zero understanding of human logic.

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The Bioluminescent Core Meltdown

Felix interprets bubbling LED fountain water as a hazardous nuclear coolant breach, while Barnaby treats it like a splash park.

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Paws & UncutEP 7

The Bioluminescent Core Meltdown

Felix interprets bubbling LED fountain water as a hazardous nuclear coolant breach, while Barnaby treats it like a splash park.

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