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Paws & Uncut#Animation & Comedy

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A whimsical, high-energy comedy exploring the secret internal drama of household pets who treat everyday human routines as epic, absurd missions. Each episode follows an eccentric pet navigating modern domestic life with intense personality and zero understanding of human logic.

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The Infrared Perimeter Lockdown

Felix interprets the motion-activated chime and blue ring of a video doorbell as an active orbital laser acquisition system, while Barnaby treats the chime as a herald announcing incoming human playmates.

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Paws & UncutEP 18

The Infrared Perimeter Lockdown

Felix interprets the motion-activated chime and blue ring of a video doorbell as an active orbital laser acquisition system, while Barnaby treats the chime as a herald announcing incoming human playmates.

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