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Paws & Uncut#Animation & Comedy

A whimsical, high-energy comedy exploring the secret internal drama of household pets who treat everyday human routines as epic, absurd missions. Each episode follows an eccentric pet navigating modern domestic life with intense personality and zero understanding of human logic.

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The Biometric Airlock Siege

Felix interprets a microchip-scanning automatic cat door as a biometrically locked escape pod airlock requiring tactical clearance, while Barnaby thinks it is a high-speed peek-a-boo mail slot.

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Paws & UncutEP 26

The Biometric Airlock Siege

Felix interprets a microchip-scanning automatic cat door as a biometrically locked escape pod airlock requiring tactical clearance, while Barnaby thinks it is a high-speed peek-a-boo mail slot.

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