Season 1 Episodes
The Water Cooler Time Dilution
A minor rift in spacetime inside the breakroom appliance causes compliance nightmares regarding precise break timing.
The Positivity Metric Collapse
Exposing how automated employee sentiment monitoring drives genuine workplace hostility to historical highs.
The Lunchbox Classification Audit
Corporate hierarchy applied to communal refrigerator shelf placement creates passive-aggressive breakroom warfare.
The Synergistic Translation Treaty
Treating modern C-suite buzzwords as a hostile foreign dialect that requires literal diplomatic negotiation in the breakroom.
The Ergonomic Standoff
Corporate wellness directives weaponized as an aggressive micro-management tool.
The Bronze Plaque Standoff
Treating absurd, unsanctioned memorialization of minor office mishaps as a high-stakes jurisdictional battle between HR compliance and malicious compliance.
The Desk Plant Performance Review
Evaluating a passive office plant through rigorous, cold HR metrics to highlight corporate absurdity.
The Fish Smell Protocol
Treating microwave usage violations as high-level corporate espionage and regulatory infractions.