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Do not drink from the water cooler today. It's dispensing water from four minutes in the future and hr is writing people up for premature hydration.

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Corporate hierarchy applied to communal refrigerator shelf placement creates passive-aggressive breakroom warfare.

The Lunchbox Classification Audit

Corporate hierarchy applied to communal refrigerator shelf placement creates passive-aggressive breakroom warfare.

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