I have seamlessly integrated into 21st-century society while wearing wildly out-of-date medieval armor and attire, demanding hot bean-slurry and offering two prize goats for an iced matcha.
CURRENT EPISODEEP 1
The Ancient Oat-Milk Ritual
Val treats a modern hipster coffee shop as a tense medieval bartering marketplace where barista tipping is a feudal vassal tax paid to milk sorcerers.