Season 1 Episodes
The Ancient Oat-Milk Ritual
Val treats a modern hipster coffee shop as a tense medieval bartering marketplace where barista tipping is a feudal vassal tax paid to milk sorcerers.
The Red Light of Bagging Area Damnation
Val treats the 'unexpected item in bagging area' error prompt as a tribunal charge from a snarky digital oracle.
The Chrome Turnstile Feud
Val interprets a high-end gym foyer turnstile and protein bar as an fortified border toll and an alchemical potion station.
The Automated Chariot Summoning
Val treats an autonomous vehicle pickup app as a dark ritual summoning magical driverless carriages.
The Feudal Seizure of Glass Desk 4B
Val interprets reserving a co-working hot desk via a mobile app as claiming land rights through royal decree and physical squatter sovereignty.
The Iron Rack of Core Alignment
Val mistakes a high-end Pilates reformer machine for a sophisticated medieval torture rack designed to extract feudal confessions.
The Oiled Tomb of Absolute Silence
Val mistakes a high-end sensory deprivation float tank for an ancient solitary confinement dungeon used for psychological interrogation.
The Neon Baptism of the Steel Warhorse
Val treats an automated car wash bay as a ceremonial cleansing ritual and trial by combat for a mechanical warhorse.
The Glowing Altar of the Flat Sun
Val treats a sleek wireless smartphone charger on a white quartz counter as a mystical sun-plate intended to consecrate weapons.
The Great Spinning Crucible of Linens
Val mistakes a sleek automated washing machine for an ancient alchemical centrifuge designed to test a warrior's resolve.
The Iron Pledge of the Glowing Chip
Val mistakes a contactless credit card terminal for a magical tribute altar that requires swearing a blood oath to release purchased goods.
The Sealed Vault of the Silent Scribe
Val treats a glowing QR-code parcel locker screen as a high-security medieval siege vault requiring ritual negotiation.
The Iron Oracle of the Laser Barcode
Val treats the laser scanner at a high-end self-checkout as a picky feudal tax collector demanding a precise bloodless tribute.
The Trial of the Hydro-Mage
Val treats a modern minimalist smart bathroom with automated warm-water bidets and heated seats as a high-ranking elemental magic trial.