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I have seamlessly integrated into 21st-century society while wearing wildly out-of-date medieval armor and attire, demanding hot bean-slurry and offering two prize goats for an iced matcha.

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The Automated Chariot Summoning

Val treats an autonomous vehicle pickup app as a dark ritual summoning magical driverless carriages.

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Anachronist in the CityEP 4

The Automated Chariot Summoning

Val treats an autonomous vehicle pickup app as a dark ritual summoning magical driverless carriages.

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